Funny sms - good afternoon sms

marriage sms - Marriage is a three ring circus: - s a three ring circus: (1)an engagement ring, (2) wedding ring, (3) and suffering .....

wise words sms - I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he - hink much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had....

insult sms - How can I spell "D§MBO" - spell DMBO without 'U' ? or DFFER? or STPID? or even GHONCH? ? See how important are U!!!...

good night sms - G-o to bed - O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always...

away sms - I have come up with the most ingenious away message - the world's infinite possibilities for creative and original thought, I have come up with the most ingenious away message, one to top sliced bread... I...

sms jokes - 2 boys follow 2 girls - low 2 girls The grls turned back and tied rakhi to each of them. then the boys said 2 themselves u marry ur sister and i'll marry ur sister...

get well soon sms - May u may not get well that soon - not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u ...