Funny sms - good friday sms

friendship sms - i nid a freNd - eNd hu wil be der 2 luv me.. tru ups.. downS. tru thick.. thiN.. til dEath do uS pARt so do i make sense f i say.. caN u stAy?-...

funny sms - A pregnant lady went to an astrologer - lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!...

rude sms - Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wi - remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all!...

exams sms - Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in - rostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible conseq...

punjabi sms - Main Bahut Batameez, Mainu Nahion Tameez! - Batameez, Mainu Nahion Tameez! Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420) Osmana mainu yaar kehnde Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole Rehen do, ...

shayari sms - Jaane kitni udaan baaki hai - i udaan baaki hai, Is parinde me jaan baaki hai... Jitni batni thi bat chuki yeh zameen, ab to bas aasmaan baaki hai.......

cool sms - Kissing you baby is my dream - u baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U I together babes is passion so extreme!...