Funny sms - good morning sms

funny sms - What happend 2 ur mobile? - nd 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later....

cool sms - What is the difference between a chicken and a baby - e difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock....

naughty sms - A husband was stung by bee - was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is....

cool sms - ur the best i ever had… - asks me if ur goodill say ur notif they say ur better ill say ur notwhy shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had...

punjabi sms - Zindagi Naal Khedan Mainu Maut Kolon Darr Nahin - al Khedan Mainu Maut Kolon Darr Nahin! Mere wairyan nu chain ik pal nahin Bahar bandukahn challan goliyan ve Kinny bachy kinny mry mainu matlab nahin H...

birthday sms - A prayer: - 2 bless ur way .. A wish : 2 lighten ur moments ? A cheer: 2 perfect ur day .. A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ....

naughty sms - For Rape And Murder - yed Sardar Reads A Poster Outside A Police Station.. Wanted! !!!!!!! For Rape And Murder. He Goes In And Says Sir I Wud Like To Apply For That Job!!!!...