Funny sms - good morning sms

santa banta sms - How can a Santa kill a Lion? - Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks thinks hard... comes to a conclusion: I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me....

greetings sms - Yamraj ne ek ladke ki - ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha....

eid sms - Eid Mubarak God bless You - ..* * HAPPY *.. *. *. .* *.* *.* ~^EID MUBARAK^~ :::..GOD BLESS YOU..:::...

miss you sms - Close ur eyes..., - yes..., Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath... I miss u as much as u missed the air....

good night sms - U r the reason why I have - ason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....

get well soon sms - May u may not get well that soon - not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u ...

miss you sms - Zara tham tham k barsa kar - tham k barsa kar abhi itna na rotha kar Abhi to dur hai manzil Abhi khud ko na tanha kar Teri ankhen smandar hein Samandar ko na sehra kr Mera dil dub ...