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april fool sms - How many million Aprils came - illion Aprils came before I ever knew how white a cherry bough could be, a bed of squills, how blue And many a dancing April when life is done with me,...

riddles sms - Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same ti - man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then. How is an intelligent woman called? .........................

punjabi sms - Rajni tusin hasde tan kehnde bahaar - n hasde tan kehnde bahaar hasdi Je asin hasde tan kahnde dand kad de Tusin ronde tan kehnde dil ronda Asin ronde tan kahnde pakhand karde........

shayari sms - teacher: bijli kaha se aati hai - ijli kaha se aati hai student:maire ghar se se teacher:kaise? student: jab bhi light jaty hai papa kahtay hain saalon ne phir light band kardy...

hilarious sms - Special at first sight - seems to be SPECIAL at first sight, But only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of the life....

urdu sms - Friends "Baloons" ki tarah hotay hein, - loons ki tarah hotay hein, Ek dada haath se nikal jayein to wapis nahi aatay! Is liye mein ne socha hai ke Aap ki Hawa nikal ke apna pass hi rakh loon....

marriage sms - One day a man inserted - man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine...