Funny sms - hilarious sms

friendship sms - Dosti ki kasam - o sajayenge apne arman dekar, tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar. Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge tere sharir me apni jaan dekar...

urdu sms - 1 molvi film actor k pas - lm actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham ?BATHROOM? banainge..:P...

friendship sms - Aap Jiasa Yaar Ho To - AR ka pehla lafz P adhora hai lekin agar P ko nikal do to YAAR reh jata hai Or Aap jese YAAR ho to Zindagi se b PYAAR ho jata hai....

good morning sms - Kindly observe SILENCE - g.Kindly observe SILENCE 4 2 min in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.THANK...

valentines day sms - Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena - on se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja l...

romantic sms - Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever - be mine 4 now 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!...

good night sms - G-o to bed - O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always...