hindi sms - Funny sms

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein

har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...

Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein

har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab,

Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya,

hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai

guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar

thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera