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Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska

kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.

Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache

Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna

Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

ek janaze ko jate dekh ek larki khari muskara rahi thi.
ek baba ne toka aur bola beti jawan maut hui hai yun muskaraya nahi karte.
larki boli baba kya karun wada kiya tha jab bhi milogi muskrakar milogi..

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10

dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye.

ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu

upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...