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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora

sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
jinki tujhe safai karni hai?. ha ha ha

God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola

NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum,

Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay
Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala?
Hai koi Khushia mangne wala?
Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala?
To mai ne kaha
Saari Khushiya
Saari Dolat
Saari Rahmatai
De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah

likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.