hindi sms - Funny sms

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,

paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo

bhee aaya sabko tapka diya

Boy: Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?

Teacher: Its sign of Intelligence.

Boy: OHH! Now I understand Why girls have so Long hair!

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya

kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...