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meri spouse

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage

na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski

raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi

aata hai

Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse

dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabay