Funny sms - holi sms

urdu sms - tum se shadi kar ke.... - halo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua, Wife: woh kya? Husband: Mujhy mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii...

cool sms - What is the difference between a chicken and a baby - e difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock....

sweet sms - Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main - sos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main....

good luck sms - Allah aapko katrina jesi - o katrina jesi khubsurat Karina jesi awaz wali Aishwarya jesi Ankhon wali Rani jesi sunder Malika jesi hot BHABI ata farmai KAHO AAMIN...

eid sms - Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay - y jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARA...

valentines day sms - Important News - Valentine day ke Nmaz Girl Colleges k samne subah 9:00 bje ada ke jae ge Tmam Ashiq community se Guzarish hy k Shirkat frma k Grlz clgs ke Ronak brhaei...

funny sms - Musharraf Is Good For Economy - Is Good For Economy . . . He Has Silver In His Hair Gold In His Teeth Stones In His Kidney Steel In His Knees Sugar In His Blood Gas In His A** . . ....