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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I?ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie?s name is ?AQAL HO NA HO?

I just feel u?.

Whenever I feel u?.
I just miss u ?..
Whenever i miss u ?.
I just wana See u ?.
Do u know why??.

It?s juts beacuse ????

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can?t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I?m sending you just 1 joke
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.
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?You are so beautiful?

A boy told his friend,
?yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai?.

Friend answered:
?Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)?

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai?.

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai?.

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga?. ?
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?.