kiss sms - Funny sms

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation
for lower invasion, that will
lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration that will
build the next generation.

A hug for you means I need you.
A kiss for you means I love you.
A call for you means I m missing you.

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
Answer is "KISS"

Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don"t get emotional yar just b
practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.