Funny sms - life sms

riddles sms - The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee - blance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve. What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....the...

tongue twister sms - does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to do - rsion 1) When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the docto...

away sms - A.) Leave a message - re right now, so you have two choices. You can: A.) Leave a message B.) Don't leave a message You make the decision. It's in your hands....

dirty sms - Why do women have their breast on top - en have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk !...

bless sms - Life is good when somebody cares - od when somebody cares. Life is uplifting when someone is always there. Life is great when someone would protect you and suffer. Cherish life because G...

april fool sms - When April scatters charms of primrose gold - scatters charms of primrose gold Among the copper leaves in thickets old, And singing skylarks from the meadows rise, To twinkle like black stars in s...

good afternoon sms - Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty - love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose! MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful.. Good afte...