Funny sms - marathi sms

hindi sms - mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai - i 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai...

holi sms - Aap hmare dil me rhte hain Happy Holi - dil me rhte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai Happy Holi...

apologize sms - SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY… - Y SORRYSORRY Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is, R-Really, R-Remembering Y-You.. Have A wonderful day....

good luck sms - Are you hungry? - ngry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can take it or leave it, choice is yours....

adult sms - wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall - get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!...

get well soon sms - You Mean A lot to me - lot to me.... and so does your Health and Happiness..... So Heres a wish to say.... Take good care of Yourself !...

thank you sms - Thank u so much for sending me this gift - much for sending me this gift. I appreciate da thoughtfulness as I do 4 our friendship. I wish u the best luk forward seeing u soon...