Funny sms - marriage sms

friendship sms - Friend is one, who... - one, who F-inds you in a R-ush of people, I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your E-motions and N-ever leaves you till D-eath...

april fool sms - The maple syrup's full of ants. - syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed....

hindi sms - Ladki ek aisi paheli hai - isi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole darling, how are you?. Na karo to bole brother, who are you?....

motivational sms - it depends solely upon what you think. - happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think....

get well soon sms - You Mean A lot to me - lot to me.... and so does your Health and Happiness..... So Heres a wish to say.... Take good care of Yourself !...

good night sms - Just wanted 2 say u Good night - s everywhere. The birds are back there home. Road are quiet every body is sleeping, but i m not u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night...

urdu sms - At a dance Party - Party Boy asks a girl:Will U dance with me? Girl:Mai bachy k sath dance nhi karti! Boy:So sorry mujhy nhi pata tha k aap pregnant hain!...