marriage sms - Funny sms

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.

Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.

Beta, baap se:
papa mujhe pata chal gaya hai k aap ki love marriage hai

baap, hairaan ho kar:
tumhen kaise pata:-/

beta:
kuyun k aap ki date of marriage aur
meri date of birth mein sirf chaar months ka difference hai;-)

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"