marriage sms - Funny sms

He + She = Love,
He + She + Love = Marriage,
He + S + L + M = Child,
He + S + L + M + C = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,

So East or West "KANWARA" is the Best. :-)
Be Careful.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It?s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Tootay huye dil ka Murabba bana gai,
Ghar ko mere kachray ka dabba bana gai,
Shadi ko teen maheenay he guzray thay,
Na janay kis Hisaab se Abba bana gai.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?

Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.