naughty sms - Funny sms

Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho,
Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!

School teacher: What do you call a man who doesn’t use CONDOMS . . . ?

All students simultenously shouted . .

…DADDY..
Daddy.. Daddy

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega

surprized??

but why??

aray baba

Kiss means

K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo

so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!

1 Pathan ne apnay bachay ka naam ‘Bush’ rakha.
Logon ne poocha tum ne dushman ka naam ku rakha?
Pathan: Taa ke Sab ko pata chalay mein rozana
‘Bush’ ki Maan K Sath Sota hoon

A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai…
aaram se theek hona!

Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife.

mere behan ki hai

sardar.

KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe dekhi.