Funny sms - naughty sms

cool sms - Smile tu sab k liye hoti hai - i ansu muskurahat se ziyadah special hote hain is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte...

urdu sms - Bhootniyon se Pangay - andh le Kafan mein sharab ki Botal, Qabar mein baith ker peeya karein gay, In Larkiyon se to Bewafaayi mili, Ab Bhootniyon se Pangay liya karein gay....

birthday sms - Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya! - ni le kar aayaa, Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa, Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa, Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!...

anger sms - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband - es home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, You promised me tw...

shayari sms - Jaane kyu itna yaad aate ho aap? - itna yaad aate ho aap? Jaane kyu itna dil ko lubhate ho aap? Aapsa pyara dost na milega kahi, Shayad isliye itna bhav khaate ho aap....

punjabi sms - Tusi Vi Na Bus - Lovely Day Forest+Animal=Nature's Gift Stars+Moon=Romantic Night You+Your Smile=Hai RABBA Tusi Vi Na Bus Dara Hi Dete Ho....

flirty sms - Why Girls Close their Eyes while - hy do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY? Guess..Any Guess.. Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti...