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Figure like Coke bottle.

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Sms description : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300. Post in naughty sms. Collect By sms text messages . : Darling, years a - funny sms :naughty text messages and sms.

Hubby: Darling, years ago,
u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier it was 300ml,
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

naughty earlier it is difference onlymessages sms.

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