Funny sms - naughty sms

shayari sms - Humare samne humari mehfil main aye baithe hain - ne humari mehfil main aye baithe hain, Apne haathon ko sine se lagaye baithen hain, humne poocha ke haaton main kya hai, Bahana bana diya, haathon main...

praise sms - Don’t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to sa - r wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! Its 4 the simple reason u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way Im thinking of u now...

marathi sms - u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran - hakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam...

eid sms - May your Eid be - id be Full of colorful gifts and joys ****Eid Mubarik****...

rude sms - A boy told his friend - his friend, yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai. Friend answered: Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)...

good morning sms - If u believe that u can win - ve that u can win,then u already are a winner. Success comes to those who are confident of succeeding. This is power of belief..GM!...

exams sms - F.I.N.A.L.S. - S. F: F**k I: I N: Never A: Actually L: Learned S: Shit...