Funny sms - naughty sms

diwali sms - Diwali Wishes - Lots of deepavali wishes - the shops to buy a gift for you on diwali I find many things but the most precious thing was not there in any store because its in my heart for you in ...

new year sms - Good resolutions are simply - utions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year....

valentines day sms - When it comes 2 luv - mes 2 love, its hard 2 know if u have d right 1. Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y? Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions....

sms jokes - Dont you have sex - ing bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid Yes we do but not till the skin drops off....

urdu sms - 14 larkyan - umhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi Boy: Oh yess... What a life! Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi....

birthday sms - In soft gleaming night of stars - eaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true, May every star of ever night, Bring love-n-joy 2 you, Happy birthday 2 u....

birthday sms - Happy brthday 2 u - day 2 u may ur precious heart desire would be ful fil on dis precious day/GOD BLESS U....