naughty sms - Funny sms

Science teacher:
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student: par sir usay attack kaise dilaya jaye? :)

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated…
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I”m Vaxinated

indian President to Zardari:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Katrina hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Zardari: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..

Jab Nigaahen Hon Qadmon Pr Haath Hon Ghutnon Pr Dill Ho Hallak Main Aur Ansoo Hon Gaalon Pr

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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?

Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare,
aur mard chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare

Difference between good girls and bad girls?
Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.. ;-)