Funny sms - new year sms

kiss sms - I would kiss u all over till ur - hinking about u and me.. if we were alone how it would be.. I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!...

new year sms - God bless you through out the new Year - egins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the new Year....

valentines day sms - Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai - hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai woh chand ka ek tukda hai hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai chand uus ka ek tukda hai...

valentines day sms - What?s luv? - e? Those who don?t like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don?t hv it call it a dream. And for me it?s U....

sweet sms - the sun refused to shine - fused to shine the day you went away and though i try to smile my heart is ever gray you left a wound inside my heart and now im sad and blue plz pick ...

punjabi sms - Kash Rabb ne manu barush banaya - sh Rabb ne manu barush banaya hunda ta main tere mooh te phirda. Kuri : Aagar thora vaddh banaya hunda te flush vich phirda....

urdu sms - Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k - a tha dost mera k, Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai, Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai, Matlabi Saala!...