Funny sms - punjabi sms

valentines day sms - Just had an x-ray taken. - n x-ray taken. Guess what they found? It was U safely stucked in my heart. They said my heart is fine with U in it. Remove U and I?m DEAD!...

hindi sms - humne tumko dekha - o dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise...

santa banta sms - Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. - ta joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah...

eid sms - Sada haste raho jaise - raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumheMUBARAK ...

friendship sms - Friends R D Smell Of Cigrates - D Smell Of Cigrates Whch Stays In D Finger Tips 4 A Short Time Bt True Friends R Lik D Nicotine In D Cigrates Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death.....

exams sms - Why we do not study whole year? - not study whole year? And spent sleepless nights in Exams? Because... Sahil kay Sukoon se humain inkaar nahi, Magar Tufaano se Kashti nikalnay ka Maza ...

romantic sms - Sometimes your joy is source of - your joy is source of your smile, But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.. But every time you are with me.. I will be joy always....