punjabi sms - Funny sms

Punjab police di pehchaan:

Tidd aggay nu;

Bund pichay nu;

Akhaan laal;

Muuh te maa di gaal;

Topi parwatteya te;

Te hath saara din tattyan te....

Kadde tere aayan bahar aondi hai...
kadde patjharr che badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne.

Islamabadoon minu i hai fax,
Sohneyan de utey lagay kare ga tax,
don't worry yaar,
Sirf Sohneyan te tax lagya hai,
Tuwano te Goli da order hai.

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

An application to the Head Master in Punjabi!

Guzarish hai k mera hun School aan nu dil nai karda,
Tusi Bachiyan vi alag kar ditian ne, te sadi class vich ek vi kuri nai hagi,
Tay Madam v koi khas Pataka nai,
Hor nai tay Kuj
"Kam Valiyan" he sonyan rakh lavo, Bari Meharbani.

Tuada Faithfully
Pappu Chummy