riddles sms - Funny sms

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

Why does beer contain female hormones ?
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When you drink too much of it,
you cannot say anything sensible any more,
you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why are men like snails? .....
They have horns,
they slobber and they trudge along,
and above all,
they think the house is theirs.