Funny sms - romantic sms

naughty sms - kya tum mere sath dance karogi - - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho....

sad sms - Tarap rahi hey - hey hr aik tamanna, Na tum say miltay na aisay hotay!!! Bujhi bujhi si hey dil ki duniya, NA tum say miltay na aisay hotay!!! Hum aeysi mehfil main ka...

exams sms - Student?s Declaration - Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices! ?I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine my friend...

sad sms - Dil me tamanao - anao ko dabana sekh liya Gham ko ankhon me chupana sekh liya Mere chehray se kabi koi bat zahir na ho Daba k honton ko muskrana sekh liya....

sweet sms - when u look at me - k at me i feel i m fine when u call me i feel i m good when u ask me i feel i m intelligent when u see me i feel i m beautiful when u give me smile i f...

rude sms - i want to fuck u from day to night - fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child...

sms jokes - kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi - huu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii...