rude sms - Funny sms

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty

in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!

A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

Sms Meray Dost ko “Hello” kehna
“Save” karay to Thnxs Kehna
Mujhe yaad kara to kehna”I miss u 2″
Delete kernay laga to kas ka thaper marna or kehna
“paisay lagay hai”

i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child

Dale ne kanjryon ke naam cars ke nam pe rakhe the.
Bola konsi chahye ?
Man asked rates !
Bola…
Honda: 4000
Corola: 3000
Balino: 2000
Caltus: 1000
Mehran: 500
Foxy: 100

Man ordered foxy and shocked to see that it was a khusra.
Ye Kya he ?
Sir Foxy, iska engine peche hota he.