Funny sms - rude sms

birthday sms - wishing u a day - a day soft as silk?.. white as milk?.. sweet as honeyfull of money. may all ur dreams ome true?. HAPPY BIRTH DAY.....

sms jokes - Ek aadmi ghabraya hua police station pr aaya aur bola - habraya hua police station pr aaya aur bola Mujhe girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai. Inspctor: Kya woh mar gayi? Aadmi: Nahi ...

good morning sms - Special my hand made coffee - c() c() Special my hand made coffee. one for you, one for me! Gud Morning....

urdu sms - Gora badan - telling lie?? A Makrani is taking a bath and singing... Pani mein jalay mera gora badan......

new year sms - When the mid-nite bell rings tonight. - id-nite bell rings tonight.. Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a ye...

funny sms - Last night some Monkeys came - some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to troublegood people I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss.....

inspirational sms - You get to know who your friends are… - hen you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are...