rude sms - Funny sms

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

An independant study has proven dat
those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”?
teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…

The full name of GIRL
G= GHOST
I= IN
R= REAL
L= LIFE

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain.