santa banta sms - Funny sms

Santa Singh went alone on his honeymoon. He didn't believe in sleeping with a married woman.

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'

Santa apni biwi se kahta hai, maine ladka manga tha, ladki kaise ho gayi? Biwi kahti hai tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti..!

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

?What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?? asked the another man.

Santa replied, ?Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:

"I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me."