Funny sms - santa banta sms

good night sms - In tis lovely nite, I pray 2… - ely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite...

cool sms - Always ask God - God to give u what u deserve, not what you desire. Its bcoz your desires may be few, but you deserves a lot!...

cool sms - How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts - girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts? Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!...

naughty sms - Jee to yeh chahta hai k - chahta hai k ??? duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon . . . . . Magar baad main socha k KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!...

hindi sms - Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa - l tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa....

hilarious sms - Smooth roads never make good drivers - ds never make good drivers! Smooth sea never makes good sailors! Clear Skies never make good pilots! Problem free life never makes a strong good person...

easter sms - happiness Wish you a Happy Easter - less you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Easter...