santa banta sms - Funny sms

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use

Heights of Friendship Santa commiting suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him,
"Banta let me drive the car today."
Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.