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Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!

Santa:
Yaar google pr ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna
.
Banta:
Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k
google pr kon se number bus jati hy?

1 day Mrs Banta kept d phone aftr 25 min inspite her habit of long chats. Watz d mattr 2day? askd Banta. Mrs Banta: 'I got wrong number.'

Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.

Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said ?CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA? & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

Sardar : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did u follow them inside?" "No yaar," replied Sardarji, "I had already SEEN the Movie !"