santa banta sms - Funny sms

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I?m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good? Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad?. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don?t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don?t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn?t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...

Banta: mast, Kab...?



Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko


aur uski 13th Feb ko..!

Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !