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good friday sms - Da Friday b4 Easter iz da most solemn day 4 Christians - b4 Easter iz da most solemn day 4 Christians - it iz da day Jesus Christ died on da cross....

cool sms - A good word is like a good tree - d is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky....

urdu sms - CT Scan Report - can Report aa gae hy Khuch Nazar aya? Nhi Khuch ho ga to Nazar aye ga Dr. b preshan ho gya tha Ur bola ?Pehla insaan dekha hy jis k sir mein khuch ni?...

kiss sms - Boy & Girl Playing Ludo - laying Ludo. Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll kiss U. Girl:What?Acha or agar 6 aya to? Boy:Kahbi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya. 6 aya to dubara meri bari....

cute sms - IDIOT - r to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it....

urdu sms - Ankhein theek hogayeen - ne gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOB...

friendship sms - keep the lamp of FRIENDSHIP - amp of FRIENDSHIPBurning with oil of Love.Bcoz rises in east sets west But FRIENDSHIP Rises in HEART Sets after DEATH...