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independence day sms - On Independence Day - dence Day Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us... NOW AND ALWAYS!...

adult sms - Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore - pty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses all the kings men, laid the slut down fucked her again!...

forget sms - forgettin you is hard to do - you is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not forget me never forget this message but not the sender...

diwali sms - Full form of BOYS - of BOYS: B: Badmashiyon me sabse aage O: Owl ki tarh raat me jaage Y:Yaariya nibhate jaan laga ke S:Shareef sirf maa baap ke aage...

cool sms - What do u usually say after Sex? - usually say after Sex? I Luv U? Wrong! That was great? Wrong again! I Luv it? Wrong again! The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!...

life sms - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge - friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldnt jump with them, Id be at the bottom to catch them....

hindi sms - Tum LOVELY ho-94% - ho-94% Tum SMART ho-95% Tum SWEET ho-96% Tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97% Tum PYARE ho-98% Tum ATRACTIVE ho-99% ... Orrrrrrr !!! Main Fekne me expert hu 100%....