Funny sms - shayari sms

cute sms - Meri sister da munda huya - sister da munda huya. musharraf: Mubarak ho. Bush:par afsoos di gal a. musharraf: ki? bush:baap da pata nahi. musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!...

romantic sms - I believe that God - that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!...

funny sms - U R 100% beautiful - eautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words......

naughty sms - Why is Delhi called male city - hi called male city (mahanagar)and Mumbai called female city (mahanagri)? Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India...

hindi sms - Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? - : Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho....

friendship sms - True frndship:4/5 cool sms - e time 2 recharge our frndship. True frndship:4/5 cool sms validity lifetime. Best frnd:2/3 mast sms special frnd: koi bhi ek sms chalega. Asai koi frn...

funny sms - When I was born Devil said.. - born Devil saidOh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!.. When u were born devil said Oh Shit!!!!Competition!!! ....