Funny sms - shayari sms

motivational sms - Opportunity never knocks twice - s twice, Insider asks: Who is there? Ans: Its me Opportunity Insider: You are wrong, because Opportunity never knocks twice. Remember It....

cool sms - What is the diff between - e diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u torture is thinking of u 2 much....

halloween sms - Bring forth the raisins and the nuts - h the raisins and the nuts Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way....

sms jokes - On a romantic day - tic day sardars girlfriend asks him, Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile....

friendship sms - Friendship is not history 2 forget - is not history 2 forget Friendship is not maths 2 calculate Friendship is not english 2 learn its only chemical locha dont try to understand it just e...

holi sms - Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,aise aaye aapke liye HOLI ki bahar - ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low. Dosti ka surur chhaya rahe,jeb me bhari maya rahe. Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,aise aaye aapke liye HOLI ki bahar....

hilarious sms - 911 - a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!...