shayari sms - Funny sms

Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar…
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar…!

BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai………
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai…..
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI……….

suraj howa Madham,
Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh PiyarNahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai

Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai…. ;)

kubhi tu meera lagti hai kubhi tu reema lagti hai … karun gar bewafaaee to tu shafqat cheema lagti hai

Door Bohat hi Door
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay
Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai
TUM JALDI LOT AAO GAY

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!