Funny text messages

Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge….

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chand Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane kia€|

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
Answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,

Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga