Funny text messages

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
“MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

Main aur mera computer

aksar ye batain kartain hain

ki tum online hoti to aisa hota

ki tum online hoti to waisa hota

ki tum online hoti to kaisa hota

ki tum meri kisi bat per kitna hasati
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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ….

Galib pe ladki ne SUSU kar diya.
Galib: e chanchal shokh hasina ye kesi nadani hai?
Girl: jis jheel se tumne janam liya,
ye usi ka paani hai,,,

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found.