Funny text messages

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho…

Pyar krNay k Bhi AsoOL hOtaY Hain.

BanhoOn mE BharNay k Bhi rULe hOtAy hAin,

Wife sE Love kRna Ho Or jAgAH Na milLay. .

Don’t u wOrRy.
Bachoon Ko bHejnay k LiAy SchoOL HotAy hAin.

Kisi Surat DiL Mera Behla Jatey..

Agar “Cornetto” Ke Paisy Nahi The To Kya Hua..

5 Rupay Wali “QULFI” Hee Khila Jatey..!!!

Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai