Funny text messages

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi…

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Kisi ne root badal lya
kisi ne dil badal lya
kisi ne aankhen badal len
kisi ne rishta badal lya
aap ke pas badalne ko kuch na tha
aap ne masjid se jota badal lya

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.

Nazar Ne Un Ki Mujhe Jo Current Mara Hai,

Jaise Matrix Ka Koi Stunt Mara Hai,

Samjho Aise Ke Jaise DiL Ke Rishte ko,

AC Coach Ne Pora Ka Pora Front Mara Hai..