Funny text messages

Faraz In A Doctor Mood:

Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,

Tabiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!! ;-)

Nasibo Lal new song..
Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,
ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..
picho lagdey nai musalman sajna
menu lagna tu ha koi pathan sajna.

Aey khuda

sari khushian
Sari daulat
Sari izzat
Sari rematain
Sari barkatain
Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain

De de us ko
jis k dil main hai………
………
Dard-e-Disco:->;)

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.

Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu