Funny text messages

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,

Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayee..

Socha tha chhor den gay is raah ko,

Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aa gayi…!

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

hoslay saray main azma baitha

main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha

jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa

usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se
keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !