Funny text messages

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u’ll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.

Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!!Ur due date to take bath for this month is today…Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,dandruf….. Thanks!!!!

Hey, good morning!

Rise and shine!

As you open your eyes

to greet the morning sun,

I wish that

you would be well and fine.

Have A Nice Day . . . :)

True friends are like morning,U cant have them whole day..,But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever…Good Morning…..

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.